Nat ([info]chron_job) wrote in [info]atheism,
2006-09-07 18:27:00
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Fred Phelps goes off on Jon Stewart

He's actually not a bad speaker. Every time he says "Colbert"... it kinda gets me hot.



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[info]fizzyland

September 7 2006, 22:35:51 UTC 5 years ago

"Satanic Spirit of Mockery"

Fred Phelps is a tool.

[info]captain_brad

September 7 2006, 22:36:06 UTC 5 years ago

we should make a drinking game. every time he says "Mock", "scoff", or "fag-enabling".

[info]captain_brad

September 7 2006, 22:41:09 UTC 5 years ago

oh, and "sodomite"

[info]fizzyland

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[info]lifeisacabaret

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[info]labetephoque

September 7 2006, 22:36:06 UTC 5 years ago

*Yawn*

[info]boyinasuitcase

September 7 2006, 22:43:17 UTC 5 years ago

Something about Fred Phelps just seems...fake.

[info]barbobot

September 8 2006, 08:36:53 UTC 5 years ago

He's actually a robot from the future, sent to the past to protect john conner from the fag enabling military

oh wait that was terminator 2....

/Come with me if you want to live

[info]yes_justice

September 7 2006, 22:51:37 UTC 5 years ago

Is that guy for real? I think its gotta be some sort of modern art parody.

[info]chron_job

September 7 2006, 22:56:32 UTC 5 years ago

Our hypothesis is that he intentionaly riles people up to the point that they attack him, so that he and his family of lawyers can then sue them.

[info]captain_brad

September 7 2006, 22:52:05 UTC 5 years ago

i can't stop commenting

Sometimes I wish the X-tians were right, you know, in general. God is real, Jeebus is coming back, etc. Then, when Jeebus comes back, he'll bend people like Fred Phelps over a log and forcibly sodomize their racist, homophobic, bitterly hateful asses wearing a sandpaper & barbed-wire condom, hold the AstroGlide.

[info]punkdan

September 7 2006, 22:55:38 UTC 5 years ago

...

"...And fools hate knowledge..." Thanks for a demonstration of that old man.

[info]shadowboxer524

September 8 2006, 13:12:47 UTC 5 years ago

Re: ...

That quote makes me think of Timecube.

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[info]j_brisby

September 8 2006, 01:11:47 UTC 5 years ago

I will, I will! Dibs on top!

[info]lifeisacabaret

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[info]thefaux

September 7 2006, 23:13:03 UTC 5 years ago

Order of the Triad!

Phelps is crazy. I just hope Daily Show/Colbert Report find the clip and lampoon it to all hell. :D

[info]lifeisacabaret

September 7 2006, 23:14:52 UTC 5 years ago

Pure entertainment... OMFG. Well you have to hand it to him that at least he is preaching from the real attitude of the bible, fire, brimstone, a vengeful god, etc etc. And I have to say, I have been thinking for a while now that "America is Doomed!"

[info]undulations

September 7 2006, 23:31:29 UTC 5 years ago

Normally, that crazy old prick depresses and offends me, but for some reason this makes me giggle. "fag-enabling fool," teehee.

[info]frickinmuck

September 7 2006, 23:53:00 UTC 5 years ago

I'm all over the idea of creating a fred phelps sex term, much like santorum. "phelpsing" would sureley be naughty and very, very fun...

[info]laurelbay

September 8 2006, 00:40:21 UTC 5 years ago

The act of snowballing anus-expelled semen from one gay male's mouth to another gay male's mouth, perhaps?

Kinda like felching, but with a phelpsian flair.

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[info]gatsu

September 8 2006, 00:00:08 UTC 5 years ago

Welp, we're fucked. Bend over and get your asses ready to be sodomized by the righteous, flaming sword of jesus.

[info]machmed

September 8 2006, 00:06:47 UTC 5 years ago

Ok, it's settled: that's satire.

[info]paleseptember81

September 8 2006, 00:08:37 UTC 5 years ago

at first i thought i was gonna get pissed the hell off at someone talking shit on jon stewart and stephen colbert, because i always want to punch those fox news tards when they (try to) do it, but that guy was so fucking ridiculous i didn't even care by about a third of the way through and i turned it off.

[info]j_brisby

September 8 2006, 01:16:29 UTC 5 years ago

You know, I always kind of had a soft spot for Geraldo Riviera, and thought he was unfairly mocked...at least a little. But when he proved that he didn't know the difference between The Daily Show and America's Funniest Home Videos, I thought "Fuck 'im"

Makes fun of old ladies falling down my ass!!

[info]paleseptember81

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[info]thren0dy

September 8 2006, 00:13:08 UTC 5 years ago

Hmm. If we are, as he says, already damned and it's too late for us filthy fag-loving sodomites, why are they still bothering to protest funerals?

[info]puf_almighty

September 8 2006, 01:08:50 UTC 5 years ago

lol "blasphemed against God and the Westboro Baptist Church"

I'm sorry I could only get about 30 seconds in on account of the Blah Blah Blah factor. Good find, though.

[info]childofstrings

September 8 2006, 01:14:39 UTC 5 years ago

Damn! That man can read a teleprompter like no other TV evangelist nutball!!!

[info]nickamon

September 8 2006, 01:30:27 UTC 5 years ago

Heil Phelps! Lachen ist verboten!

Isn't this the wackjob with the bug-eyed daughter who's just as wacked as he is?

[info]laurelbay

September 8 2006, 02:00:01 UTC 5 years ago

*le sigh*
I love that icon.

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[info]godlesskitty

September 8 2006, 05:00:26 UTC 5 years ago

Anyone else unsettled by the fact that he never blinks?

*cough*robot*cough*

[info]mantriddrone

September 8 2006, 07:46:34 UTC 5 years ago

quoting scripture is a poor way of attacking anyone iMO

[info]barbobot

September 8 2006, 08:40:17 UTC 5 years ago

What about christians?

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[info]aztec_mummy

September 8 2006, 10:29:28 UTC 5 years ago

ha. I'm not even bothering to watch. religious idiots take up enough of my time elsewhere.

[info]suspiciouskay

September 8 2006, 13:07:35 UTC 5 years ago

I've heard of Fred Phelps before, but this is the first time I've ever actually seen him. What a sad, angry old man.

[info]jrnlmnky

September 8 2006, 16:23:23 UTC 5 years ago

Damn it! They rolled over and went to sleep, and the next morning they were "TOAST!" as they showe a piece of toast. I just choked on my lunch!

[info]suspiciouskay

September 8 2006, 17:29:49 UTC 5 years ago

That was my favorite part too! Never hurts to have visuals...

[info]jrnlmnky

September 8 2006, 16:32:05 UTC 5 years ago

I had to screen-shot and caption it.

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/turrboenvy/photo/294928803055077075/0

He likes toast, yeah toast!
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